Am I the only one?

I know I am not the brightest bulb in the chandelier and I do not stay up with trends, but am I the only one that is just now experiencing the greatness of bluetoothing (is that even a word?) your chair with your laptop, desktop, and phone? Using your joystick as a mouse is genius.

Integrating the chair's controller in with the television remote control is proof that the world does not know that I have not learned to use my superpowers only for good instead of evil.

For the first time in my life, I have a remote control that cannot be taken away from me. The power to pause is in my hands. Who knew that the channel could be changed no matter who had the ball. I can scroll as slowly or as quickly as I want to reading the descriptions of shows on Netflix. Volume is not static and can be changed when this show goes to commercials.